David Bowie on in Starbucks. Looks like this is now my coffee shop. …no other reason of course.

MY SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM, PICKED UP THE PILLOW FROM MY CHAIR AND SAID
‘I am now going to meditate on this pillow’
AND PROCEEDED TO FUCKING DO SO
My sister is better than yours. The end.

Shit.

WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON?!!!

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What’s the best and most logical thing to do at 1am? - Shave your legs of course!!!!!

What do you MEAN I have to clean up my blog because people want links to it and probably wouldn’t appreciate it being filled with boys in stockings….

The things I do for people!

i-dontthinktheydunderstand:

My sister’s prettier than yours. The end.

I HATE MEN! OH MY GOD, LIKE, ARGH! WHY?!!

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH MY FOOT HAS SOMETHING IN IT AND IT HURTS AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR MOBILE APP?!! What did you do?!!!

Apparently my life’s now a coffee shop au…who knew, eh?

THERE IS A RULE. THAT RULE IS TO NEVER ALLOW ME TO READ FIC BEFORE SCHOOL. WHO DIDN’T READ THE CARE MANUAL.

FUCK YOU AVAGUEAMBITIONINYOURDIRECTION AND YOUR FUCKING SITUATIONAL IRONY. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Bitches I am gonna look fucking kickass tomorrow. You can tell me nothing else.

jehans-flowers:

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I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON YOU TWO. I LIVE THERE. WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON. EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!

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