MY SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM, PICKED UP THE PILLOW FROM MY CHAIR AND SAID
‘I am now going to meditate on this pillow’
AND PROCEEDED TO FUCKING DO SO
My sister is better than yours. The end.
SO! I have been ordered to sort out a box of my old shit (rosettes, christening mugs, egg cups the like) in which I found my two most fabulous items of clothing from my childhood.
They are respectively
- a Duplo scarf (Do Americans have Duplo? It’s Lego for toddlers)
- my old dressing gown
They were fucking awesome thus they are displayed for your viewing pleasure in contrasting styles (this is bullshit, I was just being hilarious(yes))
These styles being; petulant child, muscle magazine and myspace profile
…well, I think i’m hilarious.
It’s spring. There are daisies. Jehan. The end.
The burrito of eternal nothingness.
Princess Belle of nothing co-ruled with Princess Aurora the fortune cookie of eternal nothingness
I am sad you cannot see my Gryffindor/barricade curtains. Damn it all!
In which my hair decides to exist for a bit, my eye is still bruised and JESUS FUCK why didn’t anyone tell me my squint was that bad (see 2nd photo)
You know what’s depressing? Being too tall to stand in a full length mirror and see all of your body…
Ooh look at my vanity, ain’t I fabulous. Off to charm people into giving me a job! Muahhahahahha. xx
..What’s even more depressing though is having to use your sister’s room for hipster photos..damn it all!!!
Bitches, I am a princess. Fuck y’all.
(No, i’m not just half tired on one side of my face, I still have a black eye.)
Hells yeah, look at me with my abused hipster face of doom!
Here, have some spam of my face seeing as it’s highly unlikely i’m going to get any work done before this exam tomorrow…
Let’s face it, i’m really not going to sleep anytime soon..
Haha I feel like a not-ginger Merida from Brave. Also, I look about 5. HOW AM I 6FT WITH A 5 YEAR OLDS FACE.
Jesus fuck do I look like my sister.
wow lizzie. you really are bored.
and now lizzie is a five year-old
again..this is attractive, surely?