May 2013
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
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arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
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giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
daisyfairy:
boxofpoptarts:
tin-pan-ali:
awhisper-acapella:
daisyfairy:
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I...
internetexplorers:
breaking-th3-habit:
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
Official coffee shop au is official…well then.
ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder
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shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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"I didn't choose the thieving life,
somethingtookishwokeup:
Gandalf the Grey chose it for me.”
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zillybooradley:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re pranking your school principal or you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
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lizthefangirl:
a-weeping-angel-just:
avoxes:
can finnick not die in the movie
they kept Peeta’s leg lets keep finnick
my thoughts exactly
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tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
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greencrook:
ethicalbutchering:
i want one episode to just be a montage of hannibal suffering tiny inconveniences in his day to day life set to the most dramatic soaring music possible
I’m not sure we can beat the scene where Lacrimosa starts playing full volume in his head just because Will didn’t show up at the appointment.
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
Loki: *blows up all the shit*
Thor: why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Loki: probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
Thor: oh
Loki: I dont understand how you keep forgetting that.
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hazelgrace:
augustuswaters:
okay?
okay
[SOBS VIOLENTLY]
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Altertinate Avengers Ending
Loki: I'm sorry, here's the tesseract.
Tony Stark: I don't like things being handed to me.
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
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happybutts:
peacocks look like they speak french
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